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Funny Note Book - Red
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Funny Notebook - An Ideal gift for friends / family / office colleagues etc
PLEASE NOTE- please be aware that some of these are rude before reading further - we have blurred out the naughty wording below but when making your order we will include the full naughty word (no stars) !!!!
The book itself measures 21.5cm high x 13cm wide x 1cm deep.
Inside the pages are ruled / lined making it easy to write whatever you so wish plus the book benefits from an elastic closure, ribbon and pocket on the inside of the back cover (handy for receipts and sticky notes)
The phrase will be made with white vinyl and stuck to your book before posting
Phrase 1: A list of s**t my boss thinks is important
Phrase 2: Algebra, fractions and other s**t I do not need to learn
Phrase 3: All the times I have argued with myself and lost
Phrase 4: Beans on toast and other gourmet recipes
Phrase 5: Boring meetings that should have been an email
Phrase 6: Brilliant ideas I had whilst on the toilet
Phrase 7: Colleagues that just need a good slap
Phrase 8: Colleagues I need to socially distance myself from or slap
Phrase 9: Colleagues I suspect are serial killers
Phrase 10: Cr*p I have to write down because I'm old
Phrase 11: Dreams that were crushed because I had children
Phrase 12: Emails that can get f***ed
Phrase 13: Embarrassing online purchases I made whilst drunk
Phrase 14: Excuses why I won't be at work next Monday
Phrase 15: Fantastic ideas I had whilst drinking wine
Phrase 16: Here's how I know I work with a bunch of idiots
Phrase 17: How to win friends and influence people
Phrase 18: Ideas I had but my boss took the credit for
Phrase 19: Illicit thoughts I really should keep to myself
Phrase 20: Important tasks I don't give a f**k about
Phrase 21: Jobs that he promised to do but never did
Phrase 22: Jumping to conclusions and other sports I'm good at
Phrase 23: List of bodies buried under my patio
Phrase 24: List of things my partner doesn't know about me
Phrase 25: List of all the things my other half was right about
Phrase 26: Lunchtimes, tea breaks and other highlights of my job
Phrase 27: Morons and idiots I really should sack
Phrase 28: My book to doodle in so my boss thinks I'm busy
Phrase 29: My doodle book purely for work meetings
Phrase 30: My current health status according to Google
Phrase 31: My archive of flying f**ks I don't give a f**k about
Phrase 32: My list of colleagues that need to be fired
Phrase 33: My list of places I shouldn't fart
Phrase 34: My most inappropriate thoughts I should seek help for
Phrase 35: My s**t that should remain PRIVATE
Phrase 36: Office gossip and other true facts
Phrase 37: Ongoing list of everything I was right about
Phrase 38: People I know are a waste of f**king time
Phrase 39: People who underestimated me and how it worked out for them
Phrase 40: Promises I have made that I don't intend to fulfil
Phrase 41: Random thoughts at 3.00am
Phrase 42: Reasons why you should never put me on loudspeaker
Phrase 43: Reasons why I should be the f**king boss
Phrase 44: Reasons why I need a new handbag
Phrase 45: Reasons why I would rather be a mermaid
Phrase 46: Reasons why I ended up in Facebook Jail
Phrase 47: Reasons why I shouldn't go out in public
Phrase 48: Revision Notes and Penis drawings
Phrase 49: Rude remarks to make in serious situations
Phrase 50: Running late and other sports I excel at
Phrase 51: S**t I need to stop saying according to HR
Phrase 52: S**t I do not need to explain to grown ups
Phrase 53: Social media mishaps whilst under the influence
Phrase 54: Swear words not known to the world yet
Phrase 55: Teddy Bears and other things that can get stuffed
Phrase 56: Team players and arse lickers I hate working with
Phrase 57: The National Anthem and other tunes I can fart along to
Phrase 58: Things I would like to say to my teacher but shouldn't
Phrase 59: Things I'd really like to say to my in-laws
Phrase 60: Useless cr*p I'll buy when I'm rich as f**k
Phrase 61: Websites I should really unsubscribe from
Phrase 62: Weekdays and other things I love now I'm retired
Phrase 63: Why day drinking is becoming more frequent
Phrase 64: World domination plans I should share with my therapist
Create Your Own - leave a note in the box within the check out page
PLEASE NOTE- please be aware that some of these are rude before reading further - we have blurred out the naughty wording below but when making your order we will include the full naughty word (no stars) !!!!
The book itself measures 21.5cm high x 13cm wide x 1cm deep.
Inside the pages are ruled / lined making it easy to write whatever you so wish plus the book benefits from an elastic closure, ribbon and pocket on the inside of the back cover (handy for receipts and sticky notes)
The phrase will be made with white vinyl and stuck to your book before posting
Phrase 1: A list of s**t my boss thinks is important
Phrase 2: Algebra, fractions and other s**t I do not need to learn
Phrase 3: All the times I have argued with myself and lost
Phrase 4: Beans on toast and other gourmet recipes
Phrase 5: Boring meetings that should have been an email
Phrase 6: Brilliant ideas I had whilst on the toilet
Phrase 7: Colleagues that just need a good slap
Phrase 8: Colleagues I need to socially distance myself from or slap
Phrase 9: Colleagues I suspect are serial killers
Phrase 10: Cr*p I have to write down because I'm old
Phrase 11: Dreams that were crushed because I had children
Phrase 12: Emails that can get f***ed
Phrase 13: Embarrassing online purchases I made whilst drunk
Phrase 14: Excuses why I won't be at work next Monday
Phrase 15: Fantastic ideas I had whilst drinking wine
Phrase 16: Here's how I know I work with a bunch of idiots
Phrase 17: How to win friends and influence people
Phrase 18: Ideas I had but my boss took the credit for
Phrase 19: Illicit thoughts I really should keep to myself
Phrase 20: Important tasks I don't give a f**k about
Phrase 21: Jobs that he promised to do but never did
Phrase 22: Jumping to conclusions and other sports I'm good at
Phrase 23: List of bodies buried under my patio
Phrase 24: List of things my partner doesn't know about me
Phrase 25: List of all the things my other half was right about
Phrase 26: Lunchtimes, tea breaks and other highlights of my job
Phrase 27: Morons and idiots I really should sack
Phrase 28: My book to doodle in so my boss thinks I'm busy
Phrase 29: My doodle book purely for work meetings
Phrase 30: My current health status according to Google
Phrase 31: My archive of flying f**ks I don't give a f**k about
Phrase 32: My list of colleagues that need to be fired
Phrase 33: My list of places I shouldn't fart
Phrase 34: My most inappropriate thoughts I should seek help for
Phrase 35: My s**t that should remain PRIVATE
Phrase 36: Office gossip and other true facts
Phrase 37: Ongoing list of everything I was right about
Phrase 38: People I know are a waste of f**king time
Phrase 39: People who underestimated me and how it worked out for them
Phrase 40: Promises I have made that I don't intend to fulfil
Phrase 41: Random thoughts at 3.00am
Phrase 42: Reasons why you should never put me on loudspeaker
Phrase 43: Reasons why I should be the f**king boss
Phrase 44: Reasons why I need a new handbag
Phrase 45: Reasons why I would rather be a mermaid
Phrase 46: Reasons why I ended up in Facebook Jail
Phrase 47: Reasons why I shouldn't go out in public
Phrase 48: Revision Notes and Penis drawings
Phrase 49: Rude remarks to make in serious situations
Phrase 50: Running late and other sports I excel at
Phrase 51: S**t I need to stop saying according to HR
Phrase 52: S**t I do not need to explain to grown ups
Phrase 53: Social media mishaps whilst under the influence
Phrase 54: Swear words not known to the world yet
Phrase 55: Teddy Bears and other things that can get stuffed
Phrase 56: Team players and arse lickers I hate working with
Phrase 57: The National Anthem and other tunes I can fart along to
Phrase 58: Things I would like to say to my teacher but shouldn't
Phrase 59: Things I'd really like to say to my in-laws
Phrase 60: Useless cr*p I'll buy when I'm rich as f**k
Phrase 61: Websites I should really unsubscribe from
Phrase 62: Weekdays and other things I love now I'm retired
Phrase 63: Why day drinking is becoming more frequent
Phrase 64: World domination plans I should share with my therapist
Create Your Own - leave a note in the box within the check out page
